As each day passes we are faced with more life probing questions, like these:
If there are police dogs why are there no police cats because if a criminal was hiding in a tree a cat could climb up and point to the criminal but a dog couldn't. Also, if there are police cars, boats and helicopters why are there no police trains?
One of the most thought provoking questions of late is: If people can have laser eyes why not have laser noses?
Yesterday Ben was asking so many questions about dinosaurs as we drove to a family picnic that I stopped and bought him lemonade as a bribe. He had to agree to not mention dinosaurs to me for the rest of the day. Best money I ever spent.
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cats are to independant to follow orders. There were Train police cars to hold the criminal on the way to jail, until the started using airplanes.
Bribes sometimes are a nesseccary evil,that can be employed to preserve your sanity.
There are no police cats because they would side with the criminals. They are mischevious creatures who defy authority at every turn. That's part of their mystique!
Missy thinks she is a police dog and patrols the yard for any intruders such as birds, rabbits, toads and even insects. She has also declared a "no fly zone" over our house and will bark at geese, ducks and herons who dare defy it. She even glares at airplanes and helicoptors that come too close as if to say, "Don't even think about flying over my yard." Frankly, I never knew dogs really looked up like that and noticed things so far away in the sky, but apparently this one does.
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